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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via richarcl)

foxgrl:

where i belong

(Source: nevver, via windows-vriska)

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via egberts)

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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

(via krazykitsune)

You could cut my tongue out of my mouth and I’d still find a way to tell you I love you.

(via extrasad)

Dating Tip: If she cuts your tongue off, it might be a sign that she’s not that into your declarations of love, champ.

(via jesussbabymomma)

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

(via foxnewsofficial)

(Source: iguanamouth, via unclefather)

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

(Source: kit-katattack)